- C. JoyBell C. (via purplebuddhaproject)
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
A coworkers son discovered that he had testicular cancer during a Friday night hook up. When the treatment was all said and done they mailed her husband a bill for $180K.
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life