jalex5eva: jalex5eva: why did the pop punk kid cross the road to get out of this town
robertpattindone: look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
lanadelrevupthosefryers: I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years
idjit-bowties: remember when we wanted Naomi to die and when we were really excited about Metatron
dorkstrider: dorkstrider: what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids
universul: why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
mychemcalromance: roses are red tumblr is blue nobody likes you so fuck off yahoo
spacelovemelody: current emotion: i need money
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time Welcome to my life
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made I will do this
did you know that if people dont know something or make a mistake you can educate them without being an asshole and hurting their feelings
snapchatting: stop what you’re doing and adore me
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.