May 2013
149 posts
jalex5eva:
jalex5eva:
why did the pop punk kid cross the road
to get out of this town
robertpattindone:
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years
idjit-bowties:
remember when we wanted Naomi to die and when we were really excited about Metatron
dorkstrider:
dorkstrider:
what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids
universul:
why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
mychemcalromance:
roses are red
tumblr is blue
nobody likes you
so fuck off yahoo
spacelovemelody:
current emotion: i need money
isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time
Welcome to my life
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
I will do this
did you know that if people dont know something or make a mistake you can educate them without being an asshole and hurting their feelings
snapchatting:
stop what you’re doing and adore me
sherlocksmyth:
sherlocksmyth:
one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in...
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
