Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the...– Andre Gide (via creativetears)
You are the embodiment of the information you choose to accept and act upon. To...– Adlin Sinclair (via taylorcthomas)
The BOD commercials are the worst thing ever
Teen Mom 2
These bitches make me feel like a good mom. I don’t have a kid.
Ode of the booty call
Thou who texts, facebooks, or calls at 4am Why is thy inviting me over to eat pizza, play Xbox, or hang out These are thinly veiled excuses Does thou art even make the effort to come up with a more clever excuse? Nay.. I shall probably come if there is really pizza
On the prowl