August 2012
39 posts
wwiao:
its okay to toy with boys emotions because its funny
July 2012
133 posts
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Me watching the Olympics at age 21: I am worthless as a human being and will accomplish nothing in my life.
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
It’s times like these I wish I had followers who interacted with me. I need advice..
“Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...”
– (via ceedling)
“You swear you’ll never become your parents. You listen to edgy music, you dress...”
– Jonathan Tropper (via barbieandken)
I’m okay with this
a-ciddd:
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
“People say “there are other fish in the sea” I say ‘fuck you, she was my sea.’”
– Jen Faulkner (via fuckoff-mondays)
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE A HARD STICK
whatshouldwecallnursing:
“You’re unfailingly kind. A trait people never fail to undervalue, I’m afraid.”
– Albus Dumbledore (via countrybabycarolinalady)
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
