wwiao: its okay to toy with boys emotions because its funny
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Me watching the Olympics at age 21: I am worthless as a human being and will accomplish nothing in my life.
trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
It’s times like these I wish I had followers who interacted with me. I need advice..
Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via ceedling)
You swear you’ll never become your parents. You listen to edgy music, you dress...– Jonathan Tropper (via barbieandken) I’m okay with this
a-ciddd: how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
People say “there are other fish in the sea” I say ‘fuck you, she was my sea.’– Jen Faulkner (via fuckoff-mondays)
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE A HARD STICK
You’re unfailingly kind. A trait people never fail to undervalue, I’m afraid.– Albus Dumbledore (via countrybabycarolinalady)
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?